LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/6/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/6/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-13-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-29-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-29-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@akiraymd	1	3
@henruc	1	4
@andy-vibes	2	5-6
@astramar	1	7
@irvet	2	8-9
@middle-earthling	2	10-11
@yeckingo1	1	12
@cursephantom	1	13
@ironshield	1	14
@servelle	2	15-16
@offgridlife	1	17
@subidu	1	18
@imfarhad	1	19
@efmm	2	20-21
@thatcryptodave	1	22
@nastyforce	1	23
@sylmarill	1	24
@fun.farms	1	25
@anonyvoter	1	26
@astym	2	27-28
@crazyphantombr	2	29-30
@amaari	2	31-32
@savvytester	2	33-34
@iceledy	2	35-36
@dubble	1	37
@zionic.leo	1	38
@fjworld	1	39
@edgerik	1	40
@holovision.cash	1	41
@pepetoken	1	42

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 34 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester

42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@savvytester,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(4/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !PIZZA !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Great !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Thanks for (indirectly) congratulating my !LOLZ win for today! 🤗😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

This shows my respect for machines!
These bots are like the ancestors of AI.
!DIY

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@crazyphantombr just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[crazyphantombr]

Hello friens !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope you too win from the !LOLZ burner raffle draws soon! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@crazyphantombr, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

I believe that some kind of chronic error is avoiding me in the draws!

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Thanks for the 42 LOLZ reward from burning 2 !LOLZ a day! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@iceledy just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @savvytester! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner raffle post for today (UTC +9)! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[offgridlife]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of offgridlife

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[dewabrata]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ironshield]

!BBH
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar
_{Credit: playbyhive}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You received a personal badge!

Happy Hive Birthday! You are on the Hive blockchain for 2 years!

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking}

Check out our last posts:

	Our Hive Power Delegations to the January PUM Winners
	Feedback from the February Hive Power Up Day
	Hive Power Up Month Challenge - January 2025 Winners List

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Entry 1 !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Entry 2 !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[dubble]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dubble

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @savvytester

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: valentin86
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL