LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/10/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/10/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-17-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-2-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-2-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 37 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@servelle	2	4-5
@henruc	2	6-7
@yeckingo1	1	8
@fjworld	1	9
@cursephantom	1	10
@ieronimus	2	11-12
@middle-earthling	2	13-14
@akiraymd	1	15
@irvet	1	16
@manuvert	1	17
@crazyphantombr	1	18
@efmm	2	19-20
@svanbo	2	21-22
@holovision.cash	1	23
@zionic.leo	2	24-25
@amaari	2	26-27
@anonyvoter	1	28
@nastyforce	1	29
@savvytester	2	30-31
@edgerik	1	32
@astramar	2	33-34
@astym	1	35
@iceledy	2	36-37

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 32 which belongs to our lucky winner:

edgerik

37 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@edgerik,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
_{Credit: captaincryptic}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @edgerik

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.
_{Credit: vcclothing}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
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[savvytester]

after 4 days of inactivity! 🤗😅 !LOLZ !DIYLet's hope that @svanbo returns back to Hive

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner raffle post for today! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[zionic.leo]

!PIMP
!LOLZ
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ Token

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!INDEED !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

Thank you!!

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an