LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/12/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/12/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@akiraymd	1	3
@henruc	2	4-5
@crazyphantombr	2	6-7
@cursephantom	1	8
@yeckingo1	1	9
@ieronimus	2	10-11
@nastyforce	1	12
@fjworld	1	13
@savvytester	2	14-15
@irvet	2	16-17
@efmm	2	18-19
@holovision.cash	1	20
@middle-earthling	1	21
@svanbo	2	22-23
@amaari	2	24-25
@anonyvoter	1	26
@zionic.leo	2	27-28
@manuvert	1	29
@edgerik	1	30
@astramar	2	31-32
@astym	1	33
@iceledy	2	34-35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 9 which belongs to our lucky winner:

yeckingo1

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@yeckingo1,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[middle-earthling]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
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$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
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[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
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$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
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$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
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[crazyphantombr]

Gmfrens !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[gameexp]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of gameexp

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

Thanks!
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
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$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 35 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@yeckingo1, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @yeckingo1! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
_{Credit: networkallstar}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @savvytester tipped @yeckingo1

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo doesn't forget to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
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[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !PIMP & burn !LOLZ 👌

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(6/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
_{Credit: hhayweaver}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
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