LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/14/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/14/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-21-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-6-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-6-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 39 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	2	1-2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@akiraymd	1	5
@servelle	2	6-7
@ieronimus	2	8-9
@crazyphantombr	2	10-11
@yeckingo1	1	12
@irvet	2	13-14
@cursephantom	1	15
@efmm	2	16-17
@manuvert	2	18-19
@amaari	1	20
@holovision.cash	1	21
@anonyvoter	1	22
@middle-earthling	2	23-24
@zionic.leo	2	25-26
@svanbo	2	27-28
@edgerik	1	29
@savvytester	2	30-31
@cryptoyzzy	1	32
@gameexp	2	33-34
@astym	1	35
@subidu	1	36
@astramar	2	37-38
@iceledy	1	39

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert

39 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@manuvert,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I thought I made the first (human) comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post, until I saw a single other comment on the comments section less than 2 minutes after the post was published. 🤯😆😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptoyzzy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptoyzzy

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[irvet]

!lolz

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @manuvert

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

Thanks for the !lolz
Let's try again!
Enjoy your week end!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ Token

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I wonder why the !LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published another burner post for more than 24 hours. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today anyway! 😎😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

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You distributed more than 600 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 700 upvotes.

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