LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/16/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/16/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-23-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-8-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-8-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@sylmarill	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@astramar	2	6-7
@ieronimus	2	8-9
@middle-earthling	2	10-11
@akiraymd	1	12
@crazyphantombr	2	13-14
@efmm	2	15-16
@irvet	2	17-18
@manuvert	1	19
@amaari	2	20-21
@henruc	2	22-23
@subidu	1	24
@anonyvoter	1	25
@zionic.leo	2	26-27
@edgerik	1	28
@savvytester	2	29-30
@holovision.cash	1	31
@iceledy	2	32-33
@astym	2	34-35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 17 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@irvet,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[savvytester]

@svanbo wasn't able to burn 2 !LOLZ yesterday, but it's understandable because the LOLZ burner bot wasn't able to publish a burner post yesterday. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....
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$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

[irvet]

thank you very much))
!lolz

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 35 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@irvet, I sent you an

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @irvet! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎🤓 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
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$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[cryptovisitor]

!lolz !meme

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP 👌

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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[zionic.leo]

Let's burn more !LOLZ today!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @irvet

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: shaungerow
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
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[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(2/8)
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