LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/17/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/17/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-24-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-9-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-9-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@hatdogsensei	1	2
@cryptoyzzy	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@crazyphantombr	2	6-7
@henruc	2	8-9
@ieronimus	2	10-11
@middle-earthling	2	12-13
@subidu	1	14
@irvet	2	15-16
@nastyforce	1	17
@manuvert	1	18
@holovision.cash	1	19
@lumpiadobo	1	20
@efmm	1	21
@thatcryptodave	1	22
@anonyvoter	1	23
@zionic.leo	2	24-25
@amaari	2	26-27
@cursephantom	1	28
@edgerik	1	29
@savvytester	2	30-31
@iceledy	2	32-33
@astramar	2	34-35
@astym	1	36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

zionic.leo

36 $LOLZ has been sent to [e-mail],

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/8)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[hatdogsensei]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptovisitor]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @zionic.leo

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Thanks !PIMP

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[tortangkahoy]

!lolz

[lumpiadobo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Thank you !LOLZ !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn another !LOLZ Token 👍

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

The more LOLZ entries, the more LOLZ the winner will get! 😎 That's why we should burn not one, but two !LOLZ daily! 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[thatcryptodave]

!LOLZ !PIMP !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an