LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/18/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/18/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-25-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-10-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-10-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@henruc	2	3-4
@middle-earthling	2	5-6
@yeckingo1	1	7
@servelle	2	8-9
@crazyphantombr	2	10-11
@ieronimus	2	12-13
@akiraymd	1	14
@holovision.cash	1	15
@efmm	1	16
@manuvert	1	17
@savvytester	2	18-19
@zionic.leo	2	20-21
@anonyvoter	1	22
@subidu	1	23
@svanbo	2	24-25
@amaari	2	26-27
@edgerik	1	28
@irvet	2	29-30
@astramar	2	31-32
@iceledy	2	33-34
@astym	1	35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 12 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ieronimus

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@ieronimus,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @ieronimus

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(5/5)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner @savvytester tipped @ieronimus (x2)

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

Thank you! )

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 35 LOLZ tokens from the LOLZ burner raffle draw today! 🥳😎 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@ieronimus, @savvytester

"Love is the answer to every question."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ieronimus! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Just 409 more XP on the PEPE frog game and you will finally reach Level 16. 😎🤓🐸😏

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[luvshares]

_(6/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@ieronimus, @savvytester

"Every small step forward is a victory."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @ieronimus! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[gatet]

!lolz

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!PIMP

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!PIMP !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn more !LOLZ Tokens

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope to see more !LOLZ being burned and more LOLZ being awarded to winners! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! Your post has been a top performer on the Hive blockchain and you have been rewarded with this rare badge

Post with the most comments of the day.

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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an