LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/19/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/19/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-26-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-11-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-11-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@subidu	1	4
@henruc	2	5-6
@ieronimus	2	7-8
@servelle	2	9-10
@yeckingo1	1	11
@akiraymd	1	12
@manuvert	2	13-14
@efmm	1	15
@crazyphantombr	2	16-17
@svanbo	2	18-19
@anonyvoter	1	20
@zionic.leo	2	21-22
@amaari	2	23-24
@savvytester	2	25-26
@irvet	2	27-28
@astramar	2	29-30
@astym	2	31-32
@iceledy	2	33-34
@holovision.cash	1	35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 22 which belongs to our lucky winner:

zionic.leo

35 $LOLZ has been sent to [e-mail],

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
_{Credit: captaincryptic}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Estou cansado de tanto !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
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[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Many thanks for the !LOLZ win, appreciated !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

You also won 36 LOLZ 3 days ago, which is great! 🥳😎 Hope you continue to burn 2 LOLZ daily, such as today! 🤗😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @savvytester

"The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things. - Henry Ward Beecher"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(5/5) @savvytester tipped @zionic.leo

[savvytester]

Hope to see @svanbo (and his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb if he can convince them) to join the !LOLZ burner raffle draws daily! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(9/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an