LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/2/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/2/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-9-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-22-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-22-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 33 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@henruc	1	5
@edgerik	1	6
@yeckingo1	1	7
@ieronimus	2	8-9
@irvet	2	10-11
@amaari	2	12-13
@fjworld	1	14
@middle-earthling	2	15-16
@efmm	1	17
@anonyvoter	1	18
@crazyphantombr	2	19-20
@nastyforce	1	21
@manuvert	1	22
@zionic.leo	2	23-24
@sylmarill	1	25
@savvytester	2	26-27
@holovision.cash	1	28
@astramar	2	29-30
@iceledy	2	31-32
@astym	1	33

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

logen9f

33 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@logen9f,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

Thank you!
!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 33 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@logen9f, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @logen9f! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[logen9f]

!lolz
!luv
!PIZZA

[luvshares]

@logen9f, sorry! You need more $LUV to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 10.0 LUV in your liquid wallet.

More LUV is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[jay12y]

!LOLZ

[jay12y]

!LOLZ
Good job

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(2/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @logen9f

[meme.bot]

Credit: bitandi
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOL !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOL !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

New entry: !LOLZ !BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

2nd Entry !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[nastyforce]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

I wonder when I could see a participant with at least 3 raffle entries on the upcoming !LOLZ burner raffle posts. 🤔😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an