LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/20/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/20/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-27-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-12-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-12-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@middle-earthling	2	1-2
@henruc	2	3-4
@crazyphantombr	2	5-6
@servelle	2	7-8
@ieronimus	2	9-10
@sylmarill	1	11
@cursephantom	1	12
@edgerik	1	13
@gameexp	1	14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@akiraymd	1	16
@subidu	1	17
@savvytester	2	18-19
@anonyvoter	1	20
@amaari	2	21-22
@zionic.leo	2	23-24
@manuvert	2	25-26
@nastyforce	1	27
@svanbo	2	28-29
@holovision.cash	1	30
@efmm	1	31
@irvet	2	32-33
@astramar	1	34
@astym	1	35
@iceledy	1	36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 17 which belongs to our lucky winner:

subidu

36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@subidu,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @subidu

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
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[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 36 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@subidu, @savvytester

"Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. - John 14:1"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @subidu! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @savvytester tipped @subidu

[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo (and especially his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb) are able to join the current latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Congrats to the winner !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !PIMP !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an