LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/6/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/6/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-13-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 2-26-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-26-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@anonyvoter	1	3
@yeckingo1	1	4
@logen9f	2	5-6
@akiraymd	1	7
@ieronimus	2	8-9
@irvet	2	10-11
@efmm	2	12-13
@henruc	1	14
@middle-earthling	2	15-16
@holovision.cash	1	17
@manuvert	2	18-19
@cursephantom	1	20
@zionic.leo	2	21-22
@amaari	2	23-24
@svanbo	2	25-26
@crazyphantombr	2	27-28
@savvytester	2	29-30
@edgerik	1	31
@astym	2	32-33
@iceledy	2	34-35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 31 which belongs to our lucky winner:

edgerik

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@edgerik,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.
_{Credit: deanlogic}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Hello my friends
!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Welcome back to the LOLZ burner raffle project! 🤗😆😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@crazyphantombr, @savvytester

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @crazyphantombr! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.
_{Credit: vaipraonde}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZPlease add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕ Congrats @edgerik

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Second burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(3/5) @savvytester tipped @crazyphantombr

[savvytester]

Hope that @iceledy, @astramar, and @astym are all able to burn 2 !LOLZ for the most recent LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

Unfortunately, I had to burn 1 !LOLZ in a previous post today.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
_{Credit: captaincryptic}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

That's okay, especially if that means being able to catch up for yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post if you missed joining it , and you will burn another 1 !LOLZ for the latest LOLZ burner post which you haven't done yet here. 🤔🤗🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@astym, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @astym! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cryptoyzzy]

Have a nice day

!LOL
!INDEED
!HOPE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptoyzzy

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[gameexp]

!LOLZ
!PIMP
!HOPE
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of gameexp

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[gameexp]

!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE
!LUV
!ALIVE

[luvshares]

_(1/5) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @gameexp

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of gameexp

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an