LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/1/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-24-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-24-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cursephantom	1	1
@holovision.cash	1	2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@irvet	2	5-6
@servelle	2	7-8
@edgerik	1	9
@sylmarill	1	10
@henruc	2	11-12
@ieronimus	2	13-14
@savvytester	2	15-16
@astramar	2	17-18
@akiraymd	1	19
@amaari	2	20-21
@manuvert	1	22
@efmm	2	23-24
@iceledy	1	25
@cryptovisitor	1	26
@nastyforce	1	27
@zionic.leo	2	28-29
@anonyvoter	1	30
@svanbo	2	31-32
@astym	2	33-34
@middle-earthling	2	35-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 35 which belongs to our lucky winner:

middle-earthling

36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@middle-earthling,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[iceledy]

Congratulations @middle-earthling!

[middle-earthling]

Thank You!
!PIZZA
!HUG
!MEME
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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[meme.bot]

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Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[hivebuzz]

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[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner @middle-earthling tipped @iceledy

_{Moon is coming}

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz
!pizza

[lolzbot]

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I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
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[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

I didn't expect to miss joining this day's !LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
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