LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/10/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/10/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-17-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-2-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-2-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cryptoyzzy	1	1
@savvytester	1	2
@h4rr1s	1	3
@yeckingo1	1	4
@gatet	1	5
@servelle	2	6-7
@irvet	2	8-9
@cursephantom	1	10
@ieronimus	2	11-12
@henruc	2	13-14
@efmm	2	15-16
@subidu	2	17-18
@akiraymd	1	19
@hatdogsensei	1	20
@longganisan	1	21
@astramar	2	22-23
@lumpiadobo	1	24
@zionic.leo	2	25-26
@anonyvoter	1	27
@astym	2	28-29
@amaari	2	30-31
@manuvert	2	32-33
@crazyphantombr	1	34
@holovision.cash	1	35
@iceledy	2	36-37
@edgerik	1	38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 29 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@astym,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[savvytester]

Congratulations for @astym for winning 38 !LOLZ on the latest LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!HBIT

[hivebits]

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!

Your random number was 0.10043350496306958, also viewable in the Discordexplorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq. server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: shaungerow
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[iceledy]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@astym, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: megareigns
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[savvytester]

Please keep on burning !LOLZ whenever you are online on Hive! 😎😏 !DIY

Anyway, congratulations for winning a BLAQ-based token from the HBIT you mined! 🤗😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@astym, I sent you an

[astym]

Yes of course. I try.
Thank you!
!LOLZ
!HBIT

[hivebits]

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!

Your random number was 0.28274783154473804, also viewable in the Discordexplorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq. server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at block

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@savvytester, I sent you an

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !PIMP

[savvytester]

Stay burning 2 !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle draws! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@zionic.leo, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[astramar]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ@astym, I sent you an

[gatet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of gatet

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptoyzzy]

!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptoyzzy

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

You might want to burn your second LOLZ on every LOLZ burner raffle post, for (slightly) more prize for the winner and (almost) double your chances of winning! 🤔😎😏 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@cryptoyzzy, @savvytester

"The greatest joy is the joy of loving life."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[savvytester]

Looks like you accidentally tried to burn your third LOLZ on the same day there. 🤔🤯😆 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@irvet, @savvytester

"A smile is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[tortangkahoy]

!lolz

[lumpiadobo]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[longganisan]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of longganisan

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ !PIMP !MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[astym]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!LUV
!HOPE

[luvshares]

_(1/3) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @astym

"The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. - Eden Ahbez"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@astym, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! Your post has been a top performer on the Hive blockchain and you have been rewarded with this rare badge

Post with the most comments of the day.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped irvet
_(2/5) @savvytester tipped @cryptoyzzy

_{Moon is coming}

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an