LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/11/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/11/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-18-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-3-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-3-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@yeckingo1	1	1
@h4rr1s	1	2
@savvytester	2	3-4
@servelle	2	5-6
@logen9f	2	7-8
@ieronimus	2	9-10
@cursephantom	1	11
@efmm	1	12
@subidu	2	13-14
@middle-earthling	2	15-16
@henruc	2	17-18
@crazyphantombr	2	19-20
@astramar	2	21-22
@anonyvoter	1	23
@zionic.leo	2	24-25
@svanbo	2	26-27
@astym	2	28-29
@amaari	2	30-31
@holovision.cash	1	32
@edgerik	1	33
@irvet	2	34-35
@manuvert	1	36
@iceledy	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

subidu

38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@subidu,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@subidu, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @subidu

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped zionic.leo
_(3/5)
logen9f tipped lolz.burner @savvytester tipped @astym (x2)

_{Moon is coming}

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!PIMP

[savvytester]

Don't forget to join today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< [e-mail], @savvytester

"Happiness is a choice you make every day."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

Hope that @astym is able to drop 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

yes i did it👍
!LOLZ
!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

You still have about 21 more hours to join today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤓😏 !DIY !LUV !PIZZA

[luvshares]

_(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

"You are a miracle—be the miracle."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[astym]

Actually, I have 6 more days... 🤔🙃🤣
!INDEED
!HOPE

[savvytester]

Every LOLZ burner raffle post waits for 7 days before the LOLZ burner bot chooses a winner for it, but your entries being delayed for more than 24 hours usually makes you lose the chance to join a particular LOLZ burner raffle, because the LOLZ token tipping bot allows tipping LOLZ to the same Hive account (which is the Hive account of the LOLZ burner bot in this case) only twice a day (UTC -5). 🤔🤯😅

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[luvshares]

_(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

"Every day is a canvas—paint it with love."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ
!PIMP
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[gatet]

!lolz

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an