LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/12/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/12/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	2	1-2
@servelle	2	3-4
@henruc	2	5-6
@subidu	2	7-8
@h4rr1s	1	9
@ieronimus	2	10-11
@efmm	2	12-13
@middle-earthling	2	14-15
@sylmarill	1	16
@amaari	1	17
@astramar	2	18-19
@zionic.leo	2	20-21
@astym	2	22-23
@anonyvoter	1	24
@svanbo	2	25-26
@manuvert	2	27-28
@cursephantom	1	29
@savvytester	1	30
@holovision.cash	1	31
@edgerik	1	32
@iceledy	2	33-34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

logen9f

34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@logen9f,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
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[logen9f]

thank you!
!lolz
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

_{Moon is coming}

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
_{Credit: happyme}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(3/6)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(4/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Hope that @svanbo, @astramar, and @astym (among everyone else interested in the raffle) join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

I joined but I missed the post from 4.09, so I had to burn 1 !LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[gatet]

!lolz

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
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[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Another !LOLZ for burning. !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @logen9f

[meme.bot]

Credit: shaungerow
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[middle-earthling]

!LOL