LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/13/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/13/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-20-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-5-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-5-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@edgerik	1	1
@middle-earthling	2	2-3
@servelle	2	4-5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@astramar	2	8-9
@henruc	2	10-11
@akiraymd	1	12
@sylmarill	1	13
@ieronimus	2	14-15
@h4rr1s	1	16
@efmm	2	17-18
@subidu	2	19-20
@zionic.leo	2	21-22
@manuvert	1	23
@anonyvoter	1	24
@astym	2	25-26
@ladyaryastark	1	27
@holovision.cash	1	28
@yeckingo1	1	29
@irvet	2	30-31
@cursephantom	1	32
@amaari	1	33
@iceledy	2	34-35

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 34 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@iceledy,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[iceledy]

WOW! Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!HBIT

[hivebits]

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (iceledy) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

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Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq. server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. |

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@iceledy, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@astramar, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!INDEED

[astym]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@iceledy, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: valentin86
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[iceledy]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@astym, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: bitandi
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ladyaryastark]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

post! 🤗😅 !DIYHope that @svanbo is able to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle, since he wasn't able to do so on yesterday's

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You distributed more than 700 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 800 upvotes.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an