LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/14/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/14/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-21-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-6-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-6-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@edgerik	1	1
@savvytester	1	2
@holovision.cash	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@henruc	2	6-7
@astramar	2	8-9
@cursephantom	1	10
@h4rr1s	1	11
@ieronimus	2	12-13
@efmm	1	14
@knightmarey	1	15
@amaari	1	16
@middle-earthling	2	17-18
@andy-vibes	1	19
@zionic.leo	2	20-21
@anonyvoter	1	22
@svanbo	2	23-24
@manuvert	2	25-26
@astym	2	27-28
@iceledy	2	29-30
@slothlydoesit	2	31-32

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 2 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester

32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@savvytester,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[savvytester]

Thanks for the 32 !LOLZ prize on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
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$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

Congrats! end good luck in the future😘
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[savvytester]

Looks like your difficulties in translation made you put end good luck which has a drastically negative meaning. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯🤓 I know you did not mean to say it on your comment there! 🤗😅 !HOPE !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(8/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@iceledy, @savvytester

"Happiness is a light that never fades."

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[iceledy]

Of course, I wrote "and good luck in the future" - it's just a typo.🤣😂😱
!LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
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$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Your typographical error (or translation error) reversed the greeting that you meant to say on your previous comment. 🤔🤯😅

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@iceledy, @savvytester

"You are a star—light up the night."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
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[iceledy]

Yes, I understood this 😪, I'm sorry🙏. And the translator has nothing to do with it, I wrote it myself, therefore, there was a typo
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Do you mean that you either understood the word's meaning differently or simply typed the word incorrectly? 🤔🤯🤓

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[astym]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!HUG
!HBIT

[savvytester]

Please don't forget to burn 2 !LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😅 !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
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$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
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[astym]

OK😘
!LOLZ
!MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
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$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
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[savvytester]

Nice to see that you burned 2 LOLZ here and here on the latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !PIZZA !LUV !HUG

[luvshares]

_(5/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

"Love is the song that never ends."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[hivebits]

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.8899839247738186, also viewable in the Discordtools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
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$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
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$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
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$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
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$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
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$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[knightmarey]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
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$LOLZ on behalf of knightmarey

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
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$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

That's your second LOLZ entry on yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post, which made you the winner on today's LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔😎😏 !HUG !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@ieronimus, @savvytester

"Happiness is a river that flows forever."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[cursephantom]

I missed 4 days because of irl work
!LOL 😂

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

!HOPE that you could at least use your mobile device to join your favorite giveaways on Hive daily during your work days, on the times of the day that you aren't actually working (such as while riding public transportation or waiting at a restaurant)! 🤗😅 !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@cursephantom, @savvytester

"You don’t need a reason to help people."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(4/6)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(5/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

I really think that you accidentally tried to burn your third LOLZ on that day's LOLZ burner raffle post. 🤔🤯😆🤓 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

[luvshares]

_(5/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[astym]

Yes !INDEED, it happened by accident🤣
!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I wonder if it's because you lost count of how many LOLZ you have already tipped on that day, or if you accidentally hit the "Reply" button more than once on your second LOLZ token tipping attempt for the LOLZ burner raffle bot. 🤔🤯😆😅 !PIZZA !LUV !HUG

[luvshares]

_(7/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astym, @savvytester

"Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[astym]

I accidentally opened the wrong post😪🫣
!LOLZ
!HUG
!DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@savvytester, I sent you an

[savvytester]

I wonder how "opening the wrong post" caused you to accidentally burn your third LOLZ just after the first two successful LOLZ token burning commands. 🤔🤯🤯😅

!WEIRD
!INDEED
!HOPE
!HUG

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

when I don't see them having burned (at least) 2 LOLZ on the post's comments section. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯😅 !DIYI wonder if @svanbo, @iceledy, @astramar, and @astym would like to get tagged by me on the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

All posts are marked, I have not missed anything
!LOLZ
!HUG

[savvytester]

I think you mean that you have put the LOLZ burner bot's Hive account on your #Ecency Favorites, such that Ecency notifies you whenever the LOLZ burner bot publishes any new post here on Hive. 🤔🤓

Anyway, your comment also means that I don't need to tag you whenever the LOLZ burner bot publishes a new post. 😎😏

!PIZZA
!LUV
!DIY

[luvshares]

_(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astramar, @savvytester

"Happiness is a light that guides us home."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[astramar]

Of course he is in my favorites👍🤣🤝
!LOLZ
!MEME
!HBIT

[hivebits]

astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️ | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

What's more, you found 1.0 ⚪ BLAQ pearl as a bonus treasure token!

Your random number was 0.26529146976222884, also viewable in the Discordexplorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.

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[meme.bot]

Credit: ashiru
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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/8)
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[savvytester]

I assume that you have quite a lot of Hive accounts focused on giveaways on your Favorites (on #Ecency). 🤓😏

!LOLZ
!LUV

[luvshares]

_(8/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily@astramar, @savvytester

"Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nerval"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@astramar, I sent you an

[astramar]

Много? Я и с одним не справляюсь😅🤯
!LOLZ
!INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
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[savvytester]

Do you mean that you find it hard to join even just one giveaway on Hive? 🤔🤯

Anyway, you weren't able to translate your comment there using your translation app/extension. 🤯😆😅

!PIZZA
!LUV
!HUG

[astramar]

Yes, I got a stupid translation, so I had to translate again. The answer is: I have few favorites, because I do not have time to participate in competitions. But perhaps I did not quite correctly understand correctly🤯😪
!LOLZ
!HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@savvytester, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
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$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[middle-earthling]

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @savvytester

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
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[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
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[middle-earthling]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
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$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
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[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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[astym]

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[svanbo]

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[svanbo]

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[irvet]

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
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[irvet]

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[manuvert]

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I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
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[efmm]

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[edgerik]

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[yeckingo1]

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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
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[anonyvoter]

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
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