LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/2/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/2/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-9-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-25-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-25-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@crazyphantombr	2	4-5
@edgerik	1	6
@ieronimus	2	7-8
@savvytester	2	9-10
@efmm	2	11-12
@manuvert	2	13-14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@hatdogsensei	1	16
@longganisan	1	17
@svanbo	2	18-19
@astramar	2	20-21
@zionic.leo	2	22-23
@henruc	2	24-25
@anonyvoter	1	26
@holovision.cash	1	27
@amaari	2	28-29
@iceledy	2	30-31
@akiraymd	1	32
@irvet	2	33-34
@astym	2	35-36
@cursephantom	1	37
@lumpiadobo	1	38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 21 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar

38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@astramar,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

[iceledy]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!ALIVE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/10)
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[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: ybf
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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[astym]

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: oadissin
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@astramar, I sent you an

[astramar]

Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/8)
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[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: rickonthemoun10
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

WOW! Thank you!
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cryptoyzzy]

!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HOPE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptoyzzy

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[gatet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of gatet

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
_{Credit: hhayweaver}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)
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[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[hatdogsensei]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hatdogsensei

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[longganisan]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of longganisan

(1/1)
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[tortangkahoy]

!lolz

[lumpiadobo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of lumpiadobo

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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[zionic.leo]

Burn !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

!LOL again!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an