LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/9/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/9/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-16-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-1-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-1-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@h4rr1s	1	1
@logen9f	2	2-3
@crazyphantombr	2	4-5
@servelle	2	6-7
@henruc	1	8
@ieronimus	2	9-10
@cursephantom	1	11
@akiraymd	1	12
@efmm	2	13-14
@sylmarill	1	15
@manuvert	1	16
@edgerik	1	17
@irvet	2	18-19
@subidu	2	20-21
@astym	2	22-23
@svanbo	2	24-25
@astramar	2	26-27
@zionic.leo	2	28-29
@anonyvoter	1	30
@amaari	2	31-32
@holovision.cash	1	33
@savvytester	1	34
@iceledy	2	35-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 20 which belongs to our lucky winner:

subidu

36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@subidu,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
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$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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[savvytester]

Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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[zionic.leo]

!PIMP

[savvytester]

Congratulations for being the 15th participant of the current latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎🤣😂 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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[logen9f]

!BBH
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)
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[logen9f]

!lolz
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @logen9f tipped @lolz.burner

_{Moon is coming}

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
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$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[h4rr1s]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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[crazyphantombr]

Good !lolz day my friends

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
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[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ !PIMP

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
_{Credit: networkallstar}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/10)
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[zionic.leo]

Another !LOLZ to burn.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
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[savvytester]

I almost forgot my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: boboman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

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