LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/14/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/14/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-21-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 5-6-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-6-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 44 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	1	1
@savvytester	2	2-3
@barski	1	4
@astym	2	5-6
@servelle	2	7-8
@ironshield	2	9-10
@fun.farms	2	11-12
@anonyvoter	1	13
@amaari	2	14-15
@cursephantom	1	16
@yeckingo1	1	17
@astramar	2	18-19
@ieronimus	1	20
@irvet	1	21
@sieghard1990	1	22
@manuvert	1	23
@crazyphantombr	2	24-25
@efmm	2	26-27
@hivecurious	1	28
@esbat	1	29
@cryptovisitor	1	30
@pepetoken	1	31
@awesomegames007	1	32
@vaynard86	1	33
@edgerik	1	34
@iceledy	2	35-36
@svanbo	2	37-38
@pirulito.zoado	1	39
@belhaven14	1	40
@middle-earthling	1	41
@keechadkikali	1	42
@holovision	1	43
@cryptomeme	1	44

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert

@manuvert, 44 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @manuvert
Please add me again
@middle-earthling
!MEME
!LOLZ

[savvytester]

This raffle requires at least one !LOLZ entry to participate. 😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: megareigns
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
_{Credit: networkallstar}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[keechadkikali]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[sieghard1990]

Almost got it. !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sieghard1990

(2/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[svanbo]

@savvytester: you're right! All these upvotes are in vain! They're lost because upvoted after more than 7 days! WHY? !LUV !HUG

[savvytester]

I would have said that the only advantage they gave was at least one additional vote per comment with a valid LOLZ tipping command (which adds up to your total incoming votes for #HiveBuzz badges and #PeakD analytics), though I know you would say that those don't have monetary value. 🤔😅

[hug.bot]

Dear @svanbo, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @savvytester.
_(3/3)

[svanbo]

You're absolutely right !LUV !HUG

[savvytester]

Some Hive users have said that voting on a post or comment after the payout time gives 100% less author (and curator) rewards than if the vote was made before the payout time. 🤔😆😅 !HUG

[hug.bot]

Dear @svanbo, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @savvytester.
_(1/3)

[hug.bot]

Dear @savvytester, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @svanbo.
_(1/3)

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(4/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

!VSC

[savvytester]

Your VSC command didn't work. 🤯 !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
_{Credit: reddit}
@fun.farms, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

Thanks a lot for the !lolz !!
I was just thinking it had been a while since I won the drawing last, and there it is, yay!!!
Thanks again!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astramar]

Congratulations! !LUV

[luvshares]

manuvert, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@esbat! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(5/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

	You received more than 15000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 20000 upvotes.
	You got more than 8250 replies. Your next target is to reach 8500 replies.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
barski tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester_(2/5) tipped @barski
svanbo tipped lolz.burner

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!GIF !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[meme.bot]

Credit: ashiru
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
_{Credit: playbyhive}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[crazyphantombr]

Bom dia sociedade!
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Your previous !LOLZ command under this LOLZ burner raffle post worked, but that comment didn't. 😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
@awesomegames007, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[awesomegames007]

Very strange. Thanks for letting me know I will try again.

[savvytester]

I look at the other comments under the !LOLZ burner bot's posts from time to time to see if any of the bot commands (whether for tipping or not) didn't work. 😏

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Your !PIZZA and VSC tipping commands on your comment didn't work. 🤯

[barski]

!BEER

[savvytester]

Your !BEER command there too didn't work. 🤯

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @savvytester, here is a little bit of BEER from @barski for you. Enjoy it!

Do you want to win SOME BEER together with your friends and draw the BEERKING.

[fun.farms]

Second !LOLZ Token burning 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

First !LOLZ BURN for Tuesday !ALIVE 🤡

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(4/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM