LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/15/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/15/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-22-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 5-7-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-7-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@henruc	1	2
@pirulito.zoado	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@amaari	2	8-9
@anonyvoter	1	10
@astramar	2	11-12
@fun.farms	2	13-14
@irvet	1	15
@barski	1	16
@yeckingo1	1	17
@ieronimus	1	18
@hivecurious	1	19
@efmm	2	20-21
@manuvert	1	22
@pepetoken	2	23-24
@esbat	1	25
@keechadkikali	1	26
@edgerik	1	27
@vaynard86	1	28
@awesomegames007	2	29-30
@iceledy	2	31-32
@svanbo	2	33-34
@cursephantom	1	35
@ironshield	1	36
@belhaven14	1	37
@memehive	1	38
@astym	2	39-40
@cryptovisitor	1	41
@cryptomeme	1	42

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 37 which belongs to our lucky winner:

belhaven14

42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@belhaven14,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !LUV! 😎

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(10/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)@servelle!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(1/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

Second entry !LOLZ 🤠

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[middle-earthling]

Please add me again.

!MEME
!LOLZCongrats @belhaven14 @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕

[meme.bot]

Credit: amigoponc
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ 🤡 !ALIVE

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[keechadkikali]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[bbhbot]

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH_(1/50)@lolz.burner! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

Another one
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[bbhbot]

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH_(2/50)@lolz.burner! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[fun.farms]

!VSC

[visualbot]

_{@fun.farms has sent VSC to @logen9f}

_{This post was rewarded with 0.1 VSC to support your work.
Join our photography communityVisual Shots
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Be part of our Curation Trail}

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_{@fun.farms ha enviado VSC a @logen9f}

_{Éste post fue recompensado con 0.1 VSC para apoyar tu trabajo.
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Uses: 1/25

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.
_{Credit: vaipraonde}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
$LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[barski]

!LOLZ
!VSC
!PIZZA

[visualbot]

_{@barski has sent VSC to @lolz.burner}

_{This post was rewarded with 0.1 VSC to support your work.
Join our photography communityVisual Shots
Check here to view or trade VSC Tokens
Be part of our Curation Trail}

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_{@barski ha enviado VSC a @lolz.burner}

_{Éste post fue recompensado con 0.1 VSC para apoyar tu trabajo.
Únete a nuestra comunidad de fotografía Visual Shots
Consulte aquí para ver o intercambiar VSC Tokens
Se parte de nuestro Trail de Curación}

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Uses: 0/25

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
$LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
_(1/5) @barski tipped @lolz.burner

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[belhaven14]

Woohoo! Thanks for the prize :) !LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, belhaven14 sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[iceledy]

Congratulations! !LUV

[luvshares]

belhaven14, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(2/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[iceledy]

!LOLZ