LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/3/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/3/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-10-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-25-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-25-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 41 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@henruc	1	2
@pepetoken	2	3-4
@savvytester	2	5-6
@anonyvoter	1	7
@esbat	1	8
@cursephantom	1	9
@astramar	2	10-11
@fun.farms	2	12-13
@awesomegames007	1	14
@keechadkikali	1	15
@barski	1	16
@fjworld	2	17-18
@ieronimus	1	19
@servelle	2	20-21
@tub3r0	1	22
@amaari	2	23-24
@cryptomeme	1	25
@arpuch	1	26
@irvet	1	27
@hivecurious	1	28
@efmm	2	29-30
@manuvert	1	31
@ironshield	1	32
@pirulito.zoado	1	33
@iceledy	2	34-35
@vaynard86	1	36
@astym	2	37-38
@edgerik	1	39
@belhaven14	1	40
@cryptovisitor	1	41

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

amaari

@amaari, 41 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.
_{Credit: boboman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
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[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[fjworld]

Thanks !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
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[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(4/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: lolzbot
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
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[borniet]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of borniet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
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[fun.farms]

!ALIVE 🤠

[youarealive]

@esbat! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
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[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
crazyphantombr tipped lolz.burner
@svanbo_(4/5) tipped @lolz.burner
barski tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ 😊

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
@pirulito.zoado, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
_{Credit: happyme}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 7750 replies. Your next target is to reach 8000 replies.

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[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[crazyphantombr]

I'll try my luck!
@crazyphantombr
!PIZZA
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

Thanks for the !LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
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[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(4/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)
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[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
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[oasiskp2]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of oasiskp2

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[keechadkikali]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(3/10)
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[tub3r0]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tub3r0

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptomeme]

!lolz !meme

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[holovision.play]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.play

(3/6)
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[barski]

!LOLZ
!VSC
!PIZZA

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Uses: 3/25

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)
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[fun.farms]

Keep burning the mighty !LOLZ Token 🤡 & stay !ALIVE

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[anonyvoter]

Here we go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP