LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/7/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/7/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-14-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-29-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-29-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@henruc	1	2
@anonyvoter	1	3
@servelle	2	4-5
@esbat	1	6
@astramar	2	7-8
@barski	1	9
@fun.farms	2	10-11
@amaari	2	12-13
@ieronimus	1	14
@irvet	1	15
@manuvert	1	16
@savvytester	2	17-18
@efmm	1	19
@pepetoken	2	20-21
@hivecurious	1	22
@ironshield	1	23
@fonestreet	1	24
@cursephantom	1	25
@keechadkikali	1	26
@awesomegames007	1	27
@sylmarill	1	28
@pirulito.zoado	1	29
@vaynard86	1	30
@astym	2	31-32
@svanbo	2	33-34
@edgerik	1	35
@iceledy	2	36-37
@belhaven14	1	38
@cryptovisitor	1	39
@holovision.cash	1	40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

keechadkikali

@keechadkikali, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
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[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)
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[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
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[memehive]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memehive

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[keechadkikali]

Thank you. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)
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[iceledy]

Congrats! !LUV

[luvshares]

keechadkikali, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(3/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(3/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo_(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[crazyphantombr]

Hey guys!
!LOL

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: boboman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
_{Credit: networkallstar}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[ironshield]

Congrats to @keechadkikali for winning!

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptovisitor]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @cryptovisitor.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/4 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[barski]

!LOLZ
!VSC
!HUG

[visualbot]

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Uses: 4/25

[hug.bot]

Dear @lolz.burner, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @barski.
_(3/3)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Can February march?
No, but April may.
_{Credit: bitpizza}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[fun.farms]

A !LOLZ for burning 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

Another !LOLZ to burn Tuesday! !ALIVE 🤡

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM