LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/9/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/9/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-16-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 5-1-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-1-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 37 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@barski	1	2
@servelle	2	3-4
@anonyvoter	1	5
@pepetoken	2	6-7
@hivecurious	1	8
@astramar	2	9-10
@ieronimus	1	11
@amaari	2	12-13
@cryptovisitor	1	14
@ironshield	1	15
@esbat	1	16
@irvet	1	17
@cursephantom	1	18
@efmm	1	19
@edgerik	1	20
@manuvert	1	21
@yeckingo1	1	22
@henruc	1	23
@savvytester	2	24-25
@cryptomeme	1	26
@awesomegames007	1	27
@vaynard86	1	28
@iceledy	2	29-30
@svanbo	2	31-32
@astym	2	33-34
@crazyphantombr	1	35
@belhaven14	1	36
@holovision.cash	1	37

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

pepetoken

37 $LOLZ has been sent to you.@pepetoken,

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my first LOLZ entry for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second LOLZ entry for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

BEERHey @amaari, here is a little bit of from @fun.farms for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

[fun.farms]

!BEER

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(4/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[meme.bot]

Credit: idmr500
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You received more than 250 HP as payout for your posts, comments and curation. Your next payout target is 500 HP. The unit is Hive Power equivalent because post and comment rewards can be split into HP and HBD

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(2/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.
_{Credit: deanlogic}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH_(1/50)@lolz.burner! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)@lolz.burner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

Congrats! !LUV

[luvshares]

pepetoken, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[ironshield]

Congrats @pepetoken !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

YiPEPE-Aye-Yeah! Thanks fer letting me froggie know I won! !ALIVE !BBH

[bbhbot]

Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH_(5/50)@ironshield! (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken.

[youarealive]

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(4/20)@ironshield!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[iceledy]

enhorabuena! !LUV !LOLZ

[luvshares]

pepetoken, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP@pepetoken, I sent you an

[crazyphantombr]

Hello guys! I'm in again!
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(9/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ Burning Today! 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!HUG

[visualbot]

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[hug.bot]

I sent 1.0 HUG
_(1/3)Dear @lolz.burner, you just got hugged. on behalf of @barski.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[fun.farms]

This Thursday's !LOLZ Token BURN 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an