RE: Introducing the Official LOLZ Burner Account - You Earn When We Burn!

[lolz.burner]

Let's get this started! Send me an LOLZ using the !lolz command on this comment to enter.

Comments

[captaincryptic]

It's so easy even a Caveman can do it!

!lolz
!gif so easy

[pepetoken]

Even a little cartoon meme frog! !lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@captaincryptic, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[tydynrain]

I'll toss myself into this! I tag @caelum1infernum, @littlebee4, and @flaxz! I reblogged it! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

Thanks for sharing the news, and good luck! !lolz !DROPLOLZ 6

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
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@tydynrain, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(1/10)
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[tydynrain]

You're most welcome, absolutely! Thank you! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[flaxz]

!ALIVE

[tydynrain]

Thank you, Erik! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[youarealive]

@tydynrain! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ flaxz. _(11/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolztoken]

!lolz right back at ya!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
@efmm, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(8/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[meesterboom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of meesterboom

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[flaxz]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of flaxz

(4/10)
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[lolztoken]

Lets !lolz it up in here!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(4/10)
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[manuvert]

I guess I'll try too!
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[memess]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[synergized]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(1/8)
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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolz.burner

(1/0)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[voltz-blag]

Let's go!!!
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@voltz-blag, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(9/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[servelle]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 11}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cursephantom]

Go, Go, Burn !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@cursephantom, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(11/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.
_{Credit: reddit}
@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(12/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[memess]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[memess]

!lolz

[fjworld]

k, I'll give it a go !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
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[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@fjworld, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(13/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
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[lolztoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!
_{Credit: reddit}
@amaari, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of lolztoken

(14/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
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[andy-vibes]

Very cool !LOLZ

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/2)
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[littlebee4]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of littlebee4

(1/10)
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[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[pepetoken]

!lolz