LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/24/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/24/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 10-1-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

The Winner

This giveaway is too new! We don't have a post to draw yet. Our first drawing will occure on September 2nd.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[cursephantom]

Go! Go! !LOL

[lolzbot]

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

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What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
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[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
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(1/1)

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[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

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[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
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[cptsilva]

Since you guys love jokes I found a real good bitcoin joke online somewhere; Here it is:
Q: What's the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?

A: SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff…

!LOLZ

[captaincryptic]

Nice! !lolz

[lolzbot]

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Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
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@cptsilva, I sent you an

[lolzbot]

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(1/1)
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[kungfukid]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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_{Credit: reddit}
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[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ 🤡

[lolzbot]

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_{Credit: marshmellowman}
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(1/10)
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[pepetoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

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Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.
_{Credit: reddit}
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(2/10)
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[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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We're a cover band.
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$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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[fun.curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

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_{Credit: reddit}
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(1/10)
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[voltz-blag]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
$LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

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Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
$LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

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[flquin]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice
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[lolzbot]

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You Crack Us Up!

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[thebighigg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.
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(2/4)
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[efmm]

!LOZ

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[synergized]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
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[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(3/10)
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[orionvk]

Let them burn! :D
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
_{Credit: reddit}
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(1/10)
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[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

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Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[captaincryptic]

I don't get to play. :( But I can add to the pot! !lolz

!hiqvote

!gif burn it all

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

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[hiq.smartbot]

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[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.
_{Credit: reddit}
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(2/10)
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[pepetoken]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[heruvim1978]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[nackthastranga]

Lezz go

!lolz

[nackthastranga]

!LOLZ