Happy New Year! Here is to laughing it up in 2022!

[lolztoken]

2022 is here! Happy New Year to all our users!

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Project Update

As the LOLZ Project moves into 2022 we are looking forward to releasing some new features including LOLZ community contributed jokes and LOLZ defi. We had hoped to have those ready by the beginning of the year, but vacations, holidays, and some personal to-do's have delayed those launches a bit. We now expect to release both in the coming month or two.

Mining Update

Our mining rate has stayed up in the 250-300 tokens per day rate which is great. We really enjoy reading some of the comments our jokes get and truly appreciate the upvotes and occasional !LUV or slice of !PIZZA sent our way.

We have mined well over the 8000 tokens needed to move us to our final holding requirements, but as stated in our last update we will hold off on that until January 7th as a way to say Happy New Year!

Market Update

The price and volume of the LOLZ token has been finding itself dropping a bit over our Holiday break. The price is now bouncing around the 4 and 8 cent range. We expect the release of LOLZ defi may help drive that price back up as we will begin rewarding holders of the LOLZ token. As such, it may be a good time to load up on some cheap tokens in advance of release of the LOLZ defi and the upcoming threshold increase.

LOLZ Free For All

Drop a comment (while this post is active) and let us hit you with an LOLZ!

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About LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

• Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
• If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
• Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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Comments

[foxkoit]

Happy new year 👌🤗🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷 I hope 2022 going good .

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@foxkoit, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[braaiboy]

laughter is the best medicine... but !BEER & !PIZZA come a close second ;-)

[lolztoken]

Yummm... I love beer and pizza.... !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)@braaiboy, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lofone]

!LOLZHappy new year to the awesome team of @lolztoken ! We are expecting your arrival!

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)@lofone, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[pocketrocket]

!LOL you have my absolute support as laughing is the best also in 2022

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @pocketrocket

[lolztoken]

Thanks! Hope you had a fantastic new year !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@pocketrocket, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[vcclothing]

Happy new year guys! Keep up the great work!
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @vcclothing

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@vcclothing, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[silversaver888]

Just bought me some!
Good luck!
Oh BTW, who created your website, which host?

[lolztoken]

Oh, and !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@silversaver888, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolztoken]

I created it, and use Bluehost.

[silversaver888]

Thanks for the information, @lolztoken!

[emeka4]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

!LOLZ back at ya.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@emeka4, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.

[alekst7]

Thank you for the congratulations) And I wish you a harmonious and successful development of the project, new achievements, and more jokes and fun))
!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

Thanks for the good wishes! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@alekst7, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @alekst7

[boboman]

Have a !LOLZ for a LOLZ for a LOLZ! :D

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @boboman

[lolztoken]

Why thank you! I will recycle it with an !LOLZ to you!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)@boboman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[belhaven14]

This has been a fun project. Thanks for making us laugh :) !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @belhaven14

[lolztoken]

You are very welcome! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@belhaven14, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[tawadak24]

I need more !LOL Token! 🤣🤣 Happy new year to you!

[lolztoken]

Everyone needs more !LOLZ token! !gif funny

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)@tawadak24, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @tawadak24

[bulldog-joy]

Great, hang out in Comedy Open Mic, always good for some lolz. Need to start using commands like that, but you know, with age comes...who are you again?

😁

[lolztoken]

Trust me, we get the age part. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@bulldog-joy, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[dandays]

!WHO

(let me know if that doesn't work)

[lolztoken]

Hmmm... it doesn't work ... yet. !LOLZ

[dandays]

Coolest response you've received all year.

👊🏼

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

You can get more $LOLZ on HE.@dandays, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.

[dandays]

silly me. Seems like just yesterday I caught your article about everyone gets two free LOLZ/day, maybe I misread that.@lolztoken

[lolzbot]

Hmm... I'm not sure where you would have read that.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@dandays, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[bulldog-joy]

Knock Knock

!WHOs there?

Spell

Spell !WHO?

Ok, !-W-H-O

[dandays]

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

[bulldog-joy]

[dandays]

Are they applauding the lady on the bottom lefts black eye?

[bulldog-joy]

😂 Didn't even see that. 2 in 1.

!LOLZ

[yeckingo1]

I'm already racking up LOLZ for the Defi release.
Always with this tip token that I love.
!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

!LOLZ to you my friend!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)@yeckingo1, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[stewie.wieno]

Happy new year LOLZ Community!
I can’t wait for definire project!

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!@stewie.wieno you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 6 times per day.

[lolztoken]

Thanks! Hopefully it will be worth the wait. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@stewie.wieno, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[bokica80]

Happy New Year

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)@bokica80, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[steem82868]

Happy New Year!
Have a !PIZZA

[lolztoken]

Yum yum yum... !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I called the Tinitutus Helpline.
It didn't stop ringing.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@steem82868, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lokywolf2295]

Feliz navidad para todos familia !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!@lokywolf2295 you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 4 times per day.

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)@lokywolf2295, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[manuvert]

Happy new year to y'all, hope you enjoyed your vacations! And thanks for the update.
!LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><
@manuvert

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)@manuvert, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[doziekash]

It's always so much fun reading through your jokes. I can't wait for what you have in stuck thIs year

[lolztoken]

Glad you enjoy them! Hopefully we can keep them fresh in the new year. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@doziekash, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[theabsolute]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @theabsolute

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@theabsolute, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[marshmellowman]

Glad to be apart of the laughts. Thanks for the tokens and ill be ready to be in the DeFi pool when that launches. !PIZZA

[lolztoken]

Great! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@marshmellowman, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[bitpizza]

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change!

[lolztoken]

Change is the one thing we can count on. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@bitpizza, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[harlowjourney]

I am really enjoying the LOLZ token so far. Good luck in 2022! Happy New Year!
!PIZZA

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@harlowjourney, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[memehive]

Let's hope 2022 is the year they disclose the existence of aliens.

At the very least NASA should declassify the existence of the second face on Mars.

Happy 2022!

Source of unmodified image: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210704.html

[lolztoken]

Hahaha... I love it. !LOLZ Happy New year to you too.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@memehive, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[holovision]

I made a rough draft design of a model for a LOLZ token refrigerator magnet in Tinkercad. I am going to brush up the face a little bit to correct for the imperfections and adjust the text so there is less empty space between the text and face.

Do you have any other suggestions on how to improve the design before I 3D print it?

[lolztoken]

The eyes in our logo are a bit different, but that is awesome! I !LOLZ it!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@holovision, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[holovision]

Sorry for the delay. This is what the rough draft 3D print looks like. If you don't mind me making a exact copy of the LOLZ token logo on a 3D print I can make a version 2.0 in Tinkercad in a few days.

What are the terms of use for the LOLZ logo? Now that I've been whitelisted on proofofbrain.io to mint NFTs I am starting to mint 3D art NFTs featuring the various Hive tribes.

[lolztoken]

So I took the image from pixabay so the same licenses apply. For our logo I have been using it unchanged, and don't claim any copyright on that image.

We probably could and should claim trade mark on the logo with the LOLZ token lettering, but I'm not really a lawyer and haven't looked in to that.

That said, you have our permission to use our logo in your NFTs and other merchandise. Any publicity is good publicity.

Any chance we can get a percentage of NFTs created? Say 10% of the NFTs created w/ the LOLZ token on them exclusively and 1 NFT where it is included in with other tokens? Or maybe pick of the litter (ie, the first or second edition)? We will likely hold them for the long term so you won't have to worry about us hurting your sales.

[holovision]

Right now on proofofbrain.io what I am doing is minting six editions of each NFT under Limited Reproduction Rights. When using the LOLZ token logo for my art I can send you one of those editions. I keep the #1 edition and I can send @lolztoken edition #2. If I ever mint a batch of private rights NFTs featuring the LOLZ token logo I can send @lolztoken ten percent of the editions minted. That's fair.

Here is what I have minted so far on proofofbrain.io using the Hive logo and the VYB logo:
https://www.proofofbrain.io/@holovision/gallery

[lolztoken]

Oh, and !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@holovision, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolztoken]

Sounds fair to me too. Thanks!

[holovision]

Thanks again for the permission to use your LOLZ logo in my NFTs. I've been working on it and on Monday @memehive will launch a collection of 128 NFTs. So far I've minted LOLZ Bot #113-#128.

https://www.hiveme.me/@memehive/collection

I am going to mint the rest of the collection tomorrow. LOLZ Bot #1 and #3 I'll reserve for @memehive. I'll send LOLZ Bot #2 and #4 to you. After I mint the rest of the collection tomorrow; over the weekend you can go through the link above and let me know what other twelve (12) LOLZ bot #s you want from the collection and I will send them to you. That will give you a total of fourteen (14) NFTs from the collection to do with as you please. The rest of the remaining LOLZ Bots #5-#128 will be put up for sale to raise more funding for the @memehive tribe.

[holovision]

I transferred LOLZ Bot NFTS #2 and #4 to you.

https://www.hiveme.me/@lolztoken/collection

If you can let me know what other twelve (12) NFTs from the LOLZ Bot collection #5-#128 you want for your share by Monday 11th at 12 p.m. PST I will transfer them to you. Otherwise I'll pick the 12 to transfer to you and put the rest up for sale Monday afternoon. Thanks again.

https://www.hiveme.me/@memehive/collection

[lolztoken]

Hey! Thanks! These are VERY cool. Since I'm also a @gatorfan I will go with the orange and blue ones first. Then which ever ones you want to send me.

Also I see that you bought one of my LOLZ Governess NFTs too! AWESOME!!! So glad to have you on board as a Governor! What is your discord handle, and I will send you an invite to the Governor's Mansion.

Posted using MemeHive

[holovision]

O.K. I think I transferred the ones you wanted to you. Thanks. In a few hours I'll put the rest of the NFTs up for sale and make a post about them on hiveme.me.

On Discord I am Holovision#8104.

[chris.topher]

The world definitely needs more laughter. LOLZ is a great project. Have a great and profitable New Year :-D

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@chris.topher, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[pizzabot]

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
_(1/5)
braaiboy tipped lolztoken (x1)
steem82868 tipped lolztoken (x1)
marshmellowman tipped lolztoken (x1) @harlowjourney tipped @lolztoken (x1)

_{Learn more at https://hive.pizza.}

[etiboy56]

Happy new year boss

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@etiboy56, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@etiboy56, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken