This Week's Joke Challenge Is Closed
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Welcome to the first ever LOLZ Joke Challenge!
Up till now, we have been a bit dry with all our talk of crypto, mining rates, resource credits, blah blah blah.
Well today we are ready to start letting loose and having some fun in this project. We are excited to start working the crowd.. or should we say get the crowd working ... to help build a Hive based joke database for use with the !LOLZ command.
The Task
Make a post with a joke in it from your favorite front end (PeakD, d.buzz, ecency, etc.) and include #lolz as one of the tags. It doesn't have to be a big post, just a quick two liner will do.
Next, come back to this post and post your joke and the link to your post in the comments. Finally, tag the funniest person you know on Hive so we can get this party started right.
Then just sit back and enjoy the scroll. Engage with other jokers. Meme it up. Share $LOLZ with each other and just have fun.
The Reward
The best reward will be a scroll fest of laughter as you read everyone's entries, but if that is not enough everyone who completes the task will get a reward of 2 $LOLZ.
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous).
Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn the 2 $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any old joke you remember will do.
Enough Blah, Blah, Blah
So enough with legalese, lets get this party started! Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About LOLZ Token
LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.
LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is "mined" when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
- Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.
https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@vaipraonde/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge-help-build-a-hive-based-joke-database-and-earn-dollarlolz
-My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer.
-How good! Are you going to follow his profession?
-No, he wants me get him out of jail.
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
tks!
glad you like it!
lolztoken.com
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@vaipraonde, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Love it! I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ for your contribution.
lolztoken.com
Receding airlines.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)@vaipraonde, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
!lolz
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But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @dragon-ti
This is my entry: https://peakd.com/hive-150329/@adedayoolumide/doctor-and-madman-funny-jokes
!LOLZ
I'm tagging @maxwellnewlife7
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
A cheesy pickup line.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@adedayoolumide, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
!LOL Very funny thanks! Bit too long for our needs, but very funny.
lolztoken.com
One. It's a trick question.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)@adedayoolumide, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
On second thought, I can re-work it and make it work. I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ
My Doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football.
I said can we wait till Monday? It's finals.
lolztoken.com
Because it had two banks.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/10)@adedayoolumide, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I have an RV and there is a special spot there where people sit and ask RV (are we) there yet? 🤣🤣
Another winner. Thanks! We will drop you 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It's a total rip-off.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)@blockchainerx, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
A sham-rock.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@blockchainerx, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Let's go with Laugh to the 🌕
What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sun burn.
Here is my entry @lolztoken and thanks for your support as well;
https://ecency.com/hive-155986/@etiboy56/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge
Thanks for your entry! !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Sir Render
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@etiboy56, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Want to hear a dirty joke? Two white horses jumped in the mud!
:-D
!LOLZ
!LOLZ yes, that is a classic. We will add it, and drop you 5 #LOLZ tokens. Thanks for your contribution.
In my youth, it went a bit different:
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell into a mud puddle.
Want to hear an even dirtier joke?
It fell in again.
lolztoken.com
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)@dksart, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
Lack of concentration.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)@dksart, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Here is my entry
Lotrimin should make some NFT's. They seem experienced in making things non-fungible
https://peakd.com/punchline/@theabsolute/scratch-that
I'm tagging @quinnertronics
Very good! We will add it and drop you 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
He was kind of a big dill.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@theabsolute, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
He misunderstood the objective.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@theabsolute, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I love the idea :) !lolz
Leggo😂😂😂 !LOL
Here is my entry....
This morning.. My sister was on her regular make up time.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows so high... she looked surprised! 😳
https://peakd.com/lolz/@ehizgabriel/lolz-challenge
I'm tagging @rufans
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When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @ehizgabriel
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@ehizgabriel, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
This is my entry !LOLZ
https://peakd.com/proofofbrain/@emeka4/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge
I tag @joshsticks28 very funny
lolztoken.com
Not on my watch!
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @emeka4
!LOL Thanks for the entry!
lolztoken.com
I said is that a fret?
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)@emeka4, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
@diebitch,
I think this challenge is right up your alley 🎳.
I have a very old joke, so you may already know it:
I'm on a sea-food diet.
When I see food, I eat it.
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
At dive bars.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@happyme, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
And Thank-you for the 5 LOLZ.
Yes, another classic. We will accept it and drop you 5 !LOLZ for your contribution. Thanks!
lolztoken.com
At dive bars.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)@happyme, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
let me try i want to laugh
!LOLZ
Here is a !LOLZ for you to help you get going.
lolztoken.com
You will be mist.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)@xykorlz, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Not so fun for me...
but for mom it is...
https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@stewie.wieno/not-so-funny-for-me
@bencwarmer wanna try?
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
Well, it is more of a rap really.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)@stewie.wieno, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
.aube my words are not so funny in english, but I'll try of I find a few minutes 😉
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
At dive bars.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@stewie.wieno, I sent you an on behalf of @bencwarmer
Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack!
Hahha... very good. !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It's a total rip-off.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)@playbyhive, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark
https://peakd.com/proofofbrain/@lobaobh/the-best-medicine-in-the-world-lolz-weekly-joke-challenge
Humor - The best medicine in the world
Love it! We will probably shorten it, but we will add it to the database. Thanks, I will drop you 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Because they are so good at it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@lobaobh, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
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Because they are so good at it.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)@lobaobh, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
This is very funny for me, I just read it ...😂😂😂
Why are you laughing?
I tell jokes in my mind ...
thanks @lolz😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It’s the bear minimum.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)@disi, I sent you an on behalf of @pagane
Thanks for the !LOL
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I understand they're really marking headlines.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)@disi, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
$LOLZ
Hi @lolztoken,
This is worth a few laughs.
https://www.proofofbrain.blog/hive-168869/@mineopoly/smorked-turkey
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
Life is pointless.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)@mineopoly, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
I just read a new one I never heard before:
With all this rain we've been having lately, we could use an ark.
Fear not! We NOAH guy!
I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!
lolztoken.com
Remains to be seen.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)@happyme, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
Thanks again!
Yesterday, I was able to use $LOLZ. Today I cannot. I have 11 tokens though.
Are you typing !LOLZ or $LOLZ? You need to use !LOLZ.
I will try again.. Thanks. !LOL
lolztoken.com
Petrol Bismol.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)@lolztoken, I sent you an on behalf of @princekham
Worked that time. Thanks, and have fun!
lolztoken.com
A courant bush.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)@princekham, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken
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HI! LOL LOLZ🤣
@projectmamabg
Thanks for the !LOL
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I told him that's the last thing I need.
$LOLZ
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)@pagane, I sent you an on behalf of @lolztoken