CLOSED: LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

in LOLZ's Fun House3 years ago (edited)

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This Week's Joke Challenge Is Closed

Please check posts on @lolztoken for our current challenge to participate.

Welcome to the first ever LOLZ Joke Challenge!

Up till now, we have been a bit dry with all our talk of crypto, mining rates, resource credits, blah blah blah.

Well today we are ready to start letting loose and having some fun in this project. We are excited to start working the crowd.. or should we say get the crowd working ... to help build a Hive based joke database for use with the !LOLZ command.

The Task

Make a post with a joke in it from your favorite front end (PeakD, d.buzz, ecency, etc.) and include #lolz as one of the tags. It doesn't have to be a big post, just a quick two liner will do.

Next, come back to this post and post your joke and the link to your post in the comments. Finally, tag the funniest person you know on Hive so we can get this party started right.

Then just sit back and enjoy the scroll. Engage with other jokers. Meme it up. Share $LOLZ with each other and just have fun.

The Reward

The best reward will be a scroll fest of laughter as you read everyone's entries, but if that is not enough everyone who completes the task will get a reward of 2 $LOLZ.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous).

Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn the 2 $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any old joke you remember will do.

Enough Blah, Blah, Blah

So enough with legalese, lets get this party started! Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is "mined" when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.

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https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@vaipraonde/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge-help-build-a-hive-based-joke-database-and-earn-dollarlolz

-My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer.
-How good! Are you going to follow his profession?
-No, he wants me get him out of jail.

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

tks!
glad you like it!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Love it! I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ for your contribution.

What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)

!lolz

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

@adedayoolumide, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

!LOL Very funny thanks! Bit too long for our needs, but very funny.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

@adedayoolumide, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)

On second thought, I can re-work it and make it work. I will drop you 5 more !LOLZ

My Doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football.
I said can we wait till Monday? It's finals.

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

@adedayoolumide, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (21/10)

I have an RV and there is a special spot there where people sit and ask RV (are we) there yet? 🤣🤣


Posted via proofofbrain.io

Another winner. Thanks! We will drop you 5 !LOLZ

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

@blockchainerx, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

blockchainerx

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

@blockchainerx, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Let's go with Laugh to the 🌕

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sun burn.

Here is my entry @lolztoken and thanks for your support as well;

https://ecency.com/hive-155986/@etiboy56/lolz-weekly-joke-challenge

Thanks for your entry! !LOLZ

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

@etiboy56, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

Want to hear a dirty joke? Two white horses jumped in the mud!
:-D

!LOLZ yes, that is a classic. We will add it, and drop you 5 #LOLZ tokens. Thanks for your contribution.

In my youth, it went a bit different:

Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell into a mud puddle.
Want to hear an even dirtier joke?
It fell in again.

I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

@dksart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

@dksart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Here is my entry

Lotrimin should make some NFT's. They seem experienced in making things non-fungible
https://peakd.com/punchline/@theabsolute/scratch-that

I'm tagging @quinnertronics

Very good! We will add it and drop you 5 !LOLZ

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

I love the idea :) !lolz

Leggo😂😂😂 !LOL

Here is my entry....

This morning.. My sister was on her regular make up time.
I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows so high... she looked surprised! 😳
https://peakd.com/lolz/@ehizgabriel/lolz-challenge

I'm tagging @rufans

I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ehizgabriel
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Thanks for the !LOL

I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

@ehizgabriel, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

The government plans on phasing out Roman numerals
Not on my watch!

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @emeka4
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

!LOL Thanks for the entry!

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)

@diebitch,

I think this challenge is right up your alley 🎳.

I have a very old joke, so you may already know it:

I'm on a sea-food diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

@happyme, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

And Thank-you for the 5 LOLZ.

Yes, another classic. We will accept it and drop you 5 !LOLZ for your contribution. Thanks!

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

@happyme, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

let me try i want to laugh

!LOLZ

Here is a !LOLZ for you to help you get going.

R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

@xykorlz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

Not so fun for me...
but for mom it is...
https://peakd.com/hive-155986/@stewie.wieno/not-so-funny-for-me

@bencwarmer wanna try?

Thanks for the !LOL

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

@stewie.wieno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)

.aube my words are not so funny in english, but I'll try of I find a few minutes 😉
!LOLZ

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

@stewie.wieno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @bencwarmer
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?

It was a knick knack paddy whack!

Hahha... very good. !LOLZ

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

@playbyhive, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)

When the coffee shop clerk asked for his name, my brother-in-law answered, ‘Marc, with a C.’

Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark

https://peakd.com/proofofbrain/@lobaobh/the-best-medicine-in-the-world-lolz-weekly-joke-challenge

Humor - The best medicine in the world

Love it! We will probably shorten it, but we will add it to the database. Thanks, I will drop you 5 !LOLZ

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

@lobaobh, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

@lobaobh, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

This is very funny for me, I just read it ...😂😂😂
Why are you laughing?
I tell jokes in my mind ...
thanks @lolz😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

@disi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pagane
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

Thanks for the !LOL

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

@disi, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

Thanks for the !LOL

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

I just read a new one I never heard before:
With all this rain we've been having lately, we could use an ark.
Fear not! We NOAH guy!

I just dropped you 5 !LOLZ, thanks for the joke!

I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

@happyme, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

Thanks again!

Yesterday, I was able to use $LOLZ. Today I cannot. I have 11 tokens though.

Are you typing !LOLZ or $LOLZ? You need to use !LOLZ.

I will try again.. Thanks. !LOL

What does a car take when it's sick?
Petrol Bismol.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @princekham
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Worked that time. Thanks, and have fun!

What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

@princekham, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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Thanks for the !LOL

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

@pagane, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)