Week 2 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here
Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ. But to really get the Jokes flowing we have simplified the tasks and increased the rewards.
The Tasks
- Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Re-blog this post. 1 LOLZ
- Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.
Lets get this party started!
Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About LOLZ Token
LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.
LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
- Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.
Here's my joke, although I'm afraid I heard it somewhere: Comic Sans and Times New Roman walk into a pub.
“Go out of my pub!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
!LOLZ
@stefano.massari
lolztoken.com
In his sleevies.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ifiwasfrank
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)
Perfect, we will add it to our database and drop you 5 extra !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Well, it is more of a rap really.
@ifiwasfrank, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@ifiwasfrank - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
I read it several times recently, so not sure where it started from:
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
It's dumb but I like it.
We like it too and will add it to our database and send you 5 more !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Because they know how to suck it up.
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)
Very cool, thanks a lot!
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@manuvert - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
Will you support other languages???
Maybe in the future, but since most of jokes are play on words jokes, we don't expect they will translate well.
They should not be translated, they should be Jokes in other languages.
And it would be nice to call it like
!LOL DE
For a Joke in German
Thanks for the suggestion, we will think about adding additional language support in the future. !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
He's a hairy potter
@mein-senf-dazu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)
Rollt‘n Ball um die Ecke und fällt um
!LOLZ @beeber
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
You have cracked us up! We will be adding this to our database and dropping you 5 extra !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
But I've got too much on my plate right now.
@gillianpearce, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)
Ooooo. Thank you! 😂
Posted Using LeoFinance Beta
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@gillianpearce - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Elongate would be really drawn out.
@bencwarmer
!LOL
Now that is exactly what we are looking for! !LOL Thanks for your contribution, we will be dropping you an extra 5 LOLZ.
lolztoken.com
Fo Drizzle.
@mrhuman88, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)
Thank you
lolztoken.com
It gets toad.
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mrhuman88
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)
LOLZ
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mrhuman88 - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
Here you go
"Three men walk into a bar....
You would think one of them would have seen it"
That is a keeper! !LOL ... we will drop you an extra 5 LOLZ and include your joke in our database. Thanks!
lolztoken.com
Receding airlines.
@hhayweaver, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)
!LOLZ
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@hhayweaver - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
An atom walks into a bar.
He says: I think I just lost an electron here?
Bartender: Are you positive?
We like it! We will add it and drop you an extra 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Lots of gigglebytes!
@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@theabsolute - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
Heard this while watching a kids show with the little one, so definitely SFW.
Question : What do whales like to eat??
Answer : Fish and Ships!!
@hollowknightgod
Great! We love it and will add it and drop you 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
@boboman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)
Thanks!
Oh, thanks for tagging me boboman. Love this kind of contests and the LOLZ community.
Here it is then.
"Did you know that on average people want three covers on their bed at all times?
...
That is just a blanket statement."
Excellent, we will add it and drop you an extra 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
She is stunning.
@hollowknightgod, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@hollowknightgod - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@boboman - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
These are just the jokes I filtered through on https://bestlifeonline.com/funny-clean-jokes/ just wanted to make sure to source and credit the right people
Why do some people eat snails?
They must not like fast foods
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
Go straight for the juggler.
(might not be so pg rated but it made me laugh)
Have you heard the one about the skunk?
Never mind, it really stinks.
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Maybe a good way as you fill the database is to post like 30-50 of the jokes and have people curate it and all post their top 5-10 so you are left with higher quality jokes that will have more impact as the command is used. Great idea btw, I hope this starts to pick up because laugher is a good healthy medicine
!PIZZA
Thanks for these. We will think about how to credit jokes from other sites, but at this point were planning no just crediting the Hive authors who contribute the joke. So at this point we can't add these to our database. But thanks for the suggestion and the !LOLZ
Yeah no problem I'm just making sure the jokes get credited to at least where I found them. the san's comment one was also used on that site. In this world of abundance information I think information continues to spread at such a rapid rate that the origins maybe hard to decipher at times. Can't wait to see how this project evolves over time.
Oh also is there a difference between using lol or lolz for clarification purposes.
No, both do the same thing. Just some are used to LOL so we made it easy for them to remember.
lolztoken.com
Plagiarism.
@infinitytcg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)
A lady did make-up and looks like a cheat NFT.
!LOL 😂😂😂
Inviting @edgerik
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
A duckumentary.
@youngelder, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)
Oh my goodness.
Thanks for the tip
I really appreciate
Wahoooooo
Thanks to you too
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey, but then I turned myself around.
That is perfect, and we will add it to our database and send you 5 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A synonym roll.
@belhaven14, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@belhaven14 - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
It's always mysterious when you ate your best food in the fantasy world and wake you to pay the bills in the real world.
I'm tagging @alovely to participate
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
@daniella619, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)
Okay
Buy from the dip
It goes 10x below and the sound changes to
Buy from the depths and it dropped again
Buy from the valley, it zeros
Dump!
Dump!
Dump!
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
@youngelder crack your joke here
Thanks for the !LOL
Yeah.
Thanks too for visiting my comment
lolztoken.com
A duckumentary.
@kelseyimoh, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)
Yeah
Thanks for tipping me
I'm grateful
!LOLZ
How would a man suffer waste pain and hope to twerk in the club?
Inviting @dwixer
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
I still wonder what she saw in him.
@ddn688, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)
Lol
Hahahaha
I can't stop laughing
Okay boss
Thanks too for stopping by
Vote Elon Musk for president of United States
I'm tagging @ddn688
Now that would be a !LOL
lolztoken.com
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
@yhuddee111, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)
Rich man: whoever can answers my next question, can get 1000 USD.
One man slapped the rich man.
Rich man: why did you hit me?
Man: Because I want get your 1000 USD.
@blumela
Bit too long for our needs, but we like it! !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Because they're outstanding in their field.
@cloudblade, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)
Can be shortened as follows :
Answers my next question, can get 100 USD.
I slapped him.
why did hit me?
100 USD.
If my grandma had wheels she would've been a bike
Then, if my grandpa had 3 balls he would been a flipper
!lolz
@zottone444
!LOLZ
lolztoken.com
Make me one with everything.
@stewie.wieno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)
Here's my joke :)
"once Chuck Norris went out on a bicycle and unwittingly won the tour de France."
@bencwarmer
!LOLZ We love Chuck Norris jokes. Thanks, we will add it to our database and drop you 5 extra LOLZ!
lolztoken.com
Lack of concentration.
@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)
Ohhhhh THANKS!!!!! :)))))
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@blumela - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
@mehmetfix
I say to you a reverse joke.
Start laughing...
@ifiwasfrank
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
Because it had two banks.
@bencwarmer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?!"
Nice! !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A satisfactory....
@bitpizza, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)
Here's a joke: BTC is electronic peer to peer cash system.
Muy buen proyecto sería genial poder regalar más monedas al día jajaja !LOLZ
Thanks for the !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
but you didn't like it.
@lokywolf2295, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)
why is blood red? Because it's cherry juice
!LOL
!LOLZ .. that is a little too non-PG for our database, but it is funny! Thanks!
lolztoken.com
Lack of concentration.
@mecurry, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)
Hey i remember two good ones!
First :To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word
Second:Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They're always taking things literally.
We like them both, and will add them to our database and send you 10 !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A duckumentary.
@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@lofone - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
!DROPLOLZ
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@lofone - You received a 5 $LOLZ airdrop.
"Everything was fine. And then I wanted to understand why." :)
Thanks for the !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
A synonym roll.
@alekst7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)
ILOL,you LOL and we all LOLZ
Thanks for the !LOLZ
lolztoken.com
It is slowly coming back to me.
@dansabest9, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)
What's green and sits in the corner.... a naughty frog
We like it! Thanks !DROPLOLZ 6
lolztoken.com
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@failingforward - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
You're kidding when you play with a kid. LOL 😂😂
Thanks for the !LOL
lolztoken.com
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
@ddn688, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)
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