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Have you told them that you're a reformed cannibal that's vegetarian and therefore they ought to interpret all staring as a testament of gratitude to their potential deliciousness that you aren't eating?

Of course.

It's a horse.

A horse is a horse.

Don't let the smoke get in your eyes.

But if I don't, then I can't explain these tears the manly way.

Onions work every time.