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I actually had a nightmare about spiders. Hope that's helpful

Did they look like this?

If not then I probably can't take credit. If so, I have other questions for you.

On a vaguely related note, did you happen to make the acquaintance of the incredibly intense withdrawal dreams/nightmares? Have a few of those that I remember far more clearly than a lot of nights.

The spiders in my nightmare did not have clipart guns, candy canes, bloody knives, or santa hats, so no, you don't get credit. Nice effort, though :)

incredibly intense withdrawal dreams/nightmares

Dude…

For some reason a friend of mine thought that would help him with a chick on a dating app, so I made that for him in photoshop. Had forgotten about it until you mentioned spiders.

I'll take that as a yes. Seems to be a feature of withdrawals generally but the alcohol ones were always the worst.

Oh, is that how to succeed on dating apps? No wonder I never get any likes.

When I'm not having nightmares, I'm just lying there awake… all night long. Insomnia is awesome.