Romance Novel?
"Our heroine, Astra Takach, an elite crypto investigator, discovers a tear in the fabric of a long-forgotten blockchain. Peering further, they find themselves transported into the Hive itself and guided by a hunky and sensual digital apparition. Will this ghost of technologies-past lead Astra to the answer she is looking for beyond the seventh gate? Or will Astra be seduced into the seventh heaven of technical ecstasy?"
😛 this is pretty good!
Also it was 69 words, well played haha!

LMAO! Oh my. Wish I could say that was intentional, though I will accept any gifts the universe offers.