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In as much as is possible without ending up in jail, I ignore them, keep my head down and hide away in the countryside.

I was once involved in overthrowing a government.

Ok, not really, I led a revolt against the operators of the kindergarten I went to - the cookies and milk weren't up to my standards - and...well, it didn't go well and I ended up missing out on my cookie and milk that day.

Ah, those heady days of childhood innocence before the realisation that resistance is futile. Viva la revolución!

I resist. It's in my nature.

We are brothers in non-compliance. Man the barricades!

I reckon! Break out the pitchforks.