Smart. Avoiding the chaos is preferable.
Unfortunately I was not able to do that this year so found myself on the battlefield trying to buy my stuff without killing too many people in the process. Contrary to this post, no one actually died...not that I know of anyway.
as a hardened fighter in face-to-face combat, you could tackle an opponent
I wouldn't have minded tackling that cute girl with nice tits who bumped into my trolley...and when I say tackle I mean...well, you know what I mean. Lol.
I'm glad you got a laugh at this post, that was the plan.