I see aliens all the time.
Every time I L👀k in the mirror. I think who the fuck is this old bastard staring back at me. I was thinking alien but thanks to your post this surely is not true as the reflection has no tits.
I would tend to believe there is something going on that we don't know. But they have not taken me in the night and probed me. Until then I will stay skeptical. And never make eye contact with that ancient alien in the mirror. I mean... Who the fuck is this guy! Surely I am not that damn old !!
Lol...from another planet, no doubt!
Look, when you get taken, probed and returned, you'll have the scoop on what's up. I mean, you'll know what's going on, all the ins and outs like do aliens have boobs and are they purple.
I look forward to hearing.