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RE: Boobs but not the fall

in Galenkp's Stufflast month

Well, I can't let this one go hahaha. I'm rolling in my chair here picturing you in that old commercial. Having fallen and slow to get up. Perhaps a new Life Alert necklace is in your future?

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(courtesy of Life Alert website).

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And a new hip, and a condo in Florida.

Hahaha, I knew you would appreciate that one. I wonder though how many of us checked the distance to the edge of our beds 2-3 times or more last night, lol. I'm betting it's over 90%.

For those that may have repeating issue, a couple pieces of PVC pipe with elbow to have just one piece sticking up on the side works wonders for this. Similar to what they make for some bunk beds. Doesn't need to go the whole length for adults, amazing what a single one sticking up about abdomen level will do.

I was wondering if getting massive hard on all night would help...that way, one wouldn't be able to roll too far at all; a barrier of sorts, like a bollard. 😂

Well, the right boobs could achieve that I'm sure :)

Indeedly.