Maybe you're getting old D:
If it's any consolation I still consistently walk into the doorframes of the house I've lived in for 15 years, and though I don't walk into stationary objects when out and about anymore (unless I'm at work in which case it's the bar chain which has been there for the better part of forever, not even the one that has only been there for the last couple of years, the actual sprung floor and whatever obstacles I set up for an obstacle course, occasionally when I'm testing said obstacle course) I still regularly trip over nothing. Just yesterday I was saying something to J (who was in the kitchen) over my shoulder as I walked back to the computer room, then I turned forward (so I was looking ahead and don't have this excuse) and then shoulder checked the doorframe hard enough to spin but I salvaged by spinning into the room while announcing THERE WAS A DOORFRAME THERE because the thud had attracted J's attention.
Were you able to clean the coffee off your shirt before it left a mark?
Yeah,I'm getting older just like anyone else who happens to be alive,but I'm still rockin' it and that's ok by me. It could be worse, I could be walking into door frames.
As for saving the shirt prior to a stain...yep, I took it off and sucked the coffee out (can't waste good coffee) and the shirt was saved.
Sounds very heroic XD
It surely does right?