LOL I needed that first thing this morning! I am guessing you had your war face on before you ever left the house lol. You and your good lady The War Lord and his trusty General came out unscathed with your purchases intact and your War Chariot undented - WINNER. Fuckin olive scoopers!....
Merry Christmas to you and your lovely lady!!
My war face is my everyday face, and occasionally I reaplce it with other ones.
Ok, not really, but yeah for sure, war face was in full effect that day, and uber-war face came on when that fucken women didn't scoop my olives right!!
Merry Christmas to you and your peeps...have a nice day! 😃