It sounds like you and your lady both handled the situation well. Was she aware of the lizard's attempt to attract her attention? It's pretty creepy behavior but it seems kind of funny looking at it from your viewpoint, seeing as he was so ineffectual lol. Poor bastard lmao
We spoke about it later and she said she knew but didn't want to indicate she knew in case it encouraged it. Ignoring it is often the best way I suppose as any attention at all feeds idiots like that. She handled it well and from my perspective it was a little humorous but also little pathetic.
Your lady is right, best to ignore that kind of attention. At the very least you have to admit...the lizard has good taste in women!
Yeah, I can't fault his taste, but looking elsewhere, somewhere other than my partner, would be much better for his health if you know what I mean. 😉