What really make me laugh when I was working with this model was that it was unable to "understand" my excuse; it saw no difference between "not being around working for Hive" and "not reporting about my work progress", which is exactly why witness updates are important - humans and androids can't see the difference, if you are not writing about what you are doing, to them is pretty much like if you are not around at all.
Also in the first version of the poem there was a part:
But the malicious user was stubborn
And continued to try and deceive
But eventually they were caught
And banned from the platform, relieved
So I had to "explain" that Hive is censorship resistant :-)