if.......you (and the 1000) haven't triggered me
That is a delusion. No one can trigger you unless you have some ego attachment, which there in turn would actually be your own doing.
No one has control how you feel except you because feelings are stemmed from your own thoughts, from your own head.
Blaming the world for tripping over from the bicycle early morning, when you yourself made it happen, is a sure way to start a day in tyrant mode.