The Land of Far-Off-Away Features (Poem)

in Freewriters4 months ago

You thought you weren’t a Fandergander?
You thought you weren’t a Dandillious-Flander?
Upon this land of ancient grandeur,
you mistakenly thought you were a panda!

Whander-whizzald! Whizzald for sure!
That you thought you weren’t a Kan-Kan-Kondoor.
Oh whizzald-depop, whizzald-depop...as soon as life fell out the cot.

A Grandal Zimmer with a purple sprouting mane,
hunting out on the banfuzali plain!
A thousand million light years from Earth,
but you thought, you thought...you thought falsely of your worth!

Bildermead snot, it’s disgusting you’ve forgot!
Human indeed, with such idiotic creed!
A little round thing in your belly, a behind that’s quite smelly, a long pointy sniffer & two beads like a Nish-Niffer!

It wasn’t the Fandergander or the Dandillious-Flander!
The outlying cure was not the Kan-Kan-Kondoor!
And that old Grandal Zimmer,
wouldn’t make your lies thinner!

It’s you! It’s you! You are the creatures,
the ones who jump around with those far-off-away features!
You have the eyes of a Day-lineus-dries!
You have the smile of the Kil-los-o-mile!

You have the hair of the Bumble-Da-Fare,
you have the teeth of the flying Swervaneece!
Peace, Peace will find the one who will listen,
to these words I just got from my newborn kitten.

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