Oh how I love the progression of events, the causation, the **Blame Game, if that's the right term. The guilt! And the hindsight vs foresight.
Scooping up the egg from the floor with bare hands.... eh. Not me. I save junk mail envelopes and those plastic credit-card sized gift cards: who's gonna reload one? Not me: I despise gift cards. They're in my kitchen, scraping kettles and skillets, and cat vomit off the floor.
Too Much Information, I know.
Clever freewrite, as always! I love that image of the ants surrounding that fallen egg....
Oh I love that information! I can see using junk mail - that's a good idea! Next time, I'll head to my paper recycling instead.
Thanks for reading my little piece!