HaHa, when you said to go down and suck up the egg, the image came to me: I saw myself sliding on my knees with my mouth making sucking sounds, slurping the raw egg into me. Disgust!
A very successful freewrite! And I like that you bend the rules a bit for yourself and make it fit the way you like it.
Of course, this view of the living, the egg, the ants, the dog, everything arouses my spirit of contradiction and I want to shout at the nasty woman that she is playing a wicked game with it. But then there is also the fact that we humans have that certain killer something, defending our habitat without mercy against even the smallest creature. Humans destroy because they live. The one who can't stand that lives in a dream world and doesn't know himself.