Myth Busting, a five minute freewrite

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He came into work with his specially designed Myth Busting Hammer and got down to business. Half of the companies myths lay shattered on the floor of the office before Management arrived at nine in the morning. Greg was called in to see The Boss.

He was very unhappy.

"Greg," The Boss grunted through his wildboar-like moustache. "Greg, we are most unhappy." Len, the company secretary, who sat in the corner taking notes looked Greg in the eye and nodded, as if to convey that The Boss' unhappiness was shared equally amongst the whole company. "I don't know where you got this... this weopen you brought into our place of business, but I really wish you had left it where you first lay eyes on it. It has caused me stress, my lad! And if there is one thing I can not bear it is STRESS!" This last word was bellowed out so loudly that Greg's eyebrows twitched in the wind.

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That must be one myth busting of a hammer😂😂. That company sure had a lot of skeletons in their cupboard. Grey is the hero here for doing Justice to those myths. Am sure they would live to remember that great day.🤣🤣

By the time they are done with him, he would bust the remaining myths and everyone will rest😂. Greys my man💪