I think I'm going to need my lawyer to sift through all these not teases, but in the meantime, I will just say that I appreciate your willingness to accept your punishment. You certainly sound as though you have learned your lesson.
(At this point I am not sure which one of us is guilty of not teasing, but I am completely willing to allow you to take the blame.)
Please let my lawyer and I know what your punishment is, so that we can be properly amused by it.
I figured this would happen.
Naturally, this is a given. I ache to bring mirth to others through my own shame and suffering. I'm giving like that.
How sweet. I accept your shame and suffering with open arms. I'm sure all your friends enjoy it. How does that quote go? "Shame is the greatest gift of all?" or "Shame is a gift from god?"
They mostly cause it and so, yes, are most often pleased with their handiwork. But...Never fear, the old G-dog has a few tricks up his sleeve for some reciprocal-shaming.
I am pretty good at causing my own suffering - it is nearly 2AM and I must be up bright and early - so you just keep those tricks for your other friends:)
Goodnight
Good night knucklehead.