RE: It maybe April 1 but this is no joke! It really is time for ZapFic50Monday! Write me a story in precisely 50 words!

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@killerwot just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @zapfic.club.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}