Sometimes when you're bored you're just bored

in Blockchain Poets5 months ago

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Scatology and boredom

1
I will get off
the floor and
pray to the cleaning gods
but the carpet is so comfortable

2
I think therefore I clean
I clean therefore
I get bored

3
You know shit may
be a similar colour to
chocolate, but if you
get it on you there is no way you can lick
it off…
and that shit stains

4
I’ve fetishized the
motion of washing the floor.
If I get into the groove
I fall into a stupor and
the boredom takes over.

5
The smell of cleaning is
unpleasant.

6
Nobody told me that
older males lose
their ability to aim.
I might leave a wad of
paper on the floor in front
of the toilet cause bending over
does my back in.

7
Sometimes when you
wash dishes, do you get a waft of
the meal you just had
and really want to lick the plate.
It’s not yours and it’s kind of
gross to do that in front of others.

8
So, we’d just been given a sofa,
it was a friends.
I decided to check the sides and back
in case there were any coins.
Found a thong with
skid marks

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True sometimes when you are bored, nothing really intrigues you and you just allow the boredom to take over.

 5 months ago  

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