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Ahaha. I guess I have no way to convince you... Maybe with neutrinos instead of top quarks (as will be done in about 10 days)? ;)

Do you know that joke about neutrinos?

'What do neutrinos and I have in common?'
'Your Mum'

Which is only funny if a guy says it, and is such low level humour that I'm sure you'll forget all about asking me about science.

Damned... I had to look for it on the Internet to understand it (and I didn't find it funny). That's probably a sign of... getting old... Poor me :/

PS: I won't forget ;)

I know, it's not funny at all! It was a joke that my physics teacher husband had to quash out when he was talking about neutrinos with his students. Sigh. I like this one better:

A neutrino walks into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get you?"

"Nothing, I'm just passing through."

This one was much easier to understand. :)

I believe that I can conclude that your husband works in the field of neutrino astrophysics, doesn't he?

You guys have been having fun without me :)

Ahaha are you jealous? ;)

Tagging @riverflows just for fun...