I work in IT, and could do stuff about SCCM, but when I leave work I want to leave it there. The bringing work home phase left me a long time ago, and I don't feel anyone will be interested in that anyway.
Dodgy tablets left on derelict sites that when consumed could increase the size of your manhood... well that's at least plausible? right...? 😀
Well, good thing hobbies are on the list.